Anyways, back to the actual topic. FIFA’s website not working… sad sad sad looking at the fact that they had years to develop it with an amazing budget!

Check out screenshots taken Saturday just before midnight.

Some programmers have a lot of time in their hands , how i wish i had too. i found this AI chat script done a couple of years ago when i was searching for Artificial Intelligence Programming. I had a friend requesting a one on one chat with God. So i had sent her this

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

What surprised me is their database has increased with relatively close answers and humorous statements. So if you have had a bad day and need to vent out.. take your shot!

btw: this is not for hardcore religious folks, who has no time for humor! and yes.. this is not a replacement for the real faith

I’ve received an ipod shuffle from Rayboy (and his wife), a Canon Ixus, a dozen tabasco sauce bottles and lot more of what nots. Like ALOT.  For the first time in a long time, I didnt give him a watch that he wasn’t going to wear anyway nor anything eually corny, instead we borrowed his car to fix his wireless car key remote. He obviously knew we were upto more than that. It was an entire evening,a nd wasn’t enough to do everythign we wanted to. But that’s a good thing because next Christmas I’ll still know what to get him!

I’ll post the rest of this blog in pictures because y’all never seem to reach down to the comments section otherwise :-|

While on my way to Goa, i found this Club Car at the Dasman Business Lounge in Kuwait International Airport…… Pictures say a thousand words.

As a warm up, let’s do some  Tai Chi

Follow like this to ease your neck & shoulder pain

Wa..wa.. aaa

Move to the right and then to the left

After that, move to the left and then to the right

Just follow. Don’t force yourself to do 360 degrees, 180 degreeswill do. Bend down a bit like you gonna faint. Repeat a few times till you’re bored

Grab anything on your desk and smash your head hard. If you are still sleepy smash harder

After that move your feet and swing your body a bit like this. Do it like it’s nobody’s business and remember to smile

Move your feet and body just a bit like this…. Do it like there’s no problem at all…

And now more aggressive! Don’t bother about what others say

Let go of all your stress…

If your boss ask what you are doing, move your head slowly like this and tell them you’re dying in the office

When your boss walked off, get your colleague to join you and move your body like this. The more the merrier…

Finally, dance like a cat

Naming issues? Try full ginger seeds as “Ginger Powder” at Shaab Coop.

 

Vibin, Sateesh and myself, went to Udupi for lunch recently and among our Bhajis and Thalis, Out came out the laptop and connected to Wataniya  HSPDA. So here we are with so many tiny vessels , on a tiny table, with 3 guys and a laptop with internet. We were quite a scene for many onlookers.

I got tagged by Chikka about this topic. Im wondering what much to write, it could be a full book, a documentary or maybe a series of episodes . I cant remember far  as much seemed to be blanked out.  But there was some incidents, which i feel i will never forget.

1. Iraq Invasion 1990. An incident which iwill never forget  i was 13 years old. and my dad got removed from the group of people we were in . and placed into another group. so i had to forget my kiddy nature and grow up too soon. We were on a passage between Kuwait to Iraq to Jordan to India, to leave Kuwait for india. So i had to take care of my mom and my 1 year ol sister. We were pure “refugees“. i can faintly remember the rough bus trip, the constant check points. form filling in so many places. The huge queue for food and water…  me starving half the time, so that my food is enough for mom and sis.

Dad finally reunited at the Jordan Airport and took off the load from me. .

2. Being in a strictly boys school in Kuwait before invasion. I feared the opposite sex… i.e. GIRLS… so when i was india i had to join a Co-ed School and i had to sit with my female Cousin, that was the most terrible moment of my life!!!!!!!!

3. At the age of 8 (i think) i learnt about electricity at a physics class and the teacher showed us how to connect a small tiny bulb to a battery .. and Hey ! we have light. Genius me … went home .. connected that same bulb to a power supply plug and switched it on….!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOM! power failure … whole house! with my fingers semi electrocuted!

4. I remember i crazed for Cartoons, all types of them. Series like A-Team, Airwolf etc. I used to desperately wait at Cine-Cinema Movie on friday nights. My Parents used to wait for the 4 pm Hindi show on fridays.

5. In College back in India, the days for being naughty in class , bringing goats , turtles and harmless snakes  to class to drive professors mad. I remembered that we lost football 38-0 to another classroom.

6. I remember learning to eat with a fork and spoon and then while struggling with a potato. it slips and jumps into my grandmom’s plate. and everyone just stares at me with astonishment.

Wow…. its way to long to memory lane

This is one of the funniest dance performance , i have ever seen . Its around 6 mins long . you need your speakers on for this.

Thanks Neil, nice one!